The World's Shortest Books:



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi

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HOW TO SAVE AMERICA FROM THE FASCISTS WITHIN

By President Barack Obama